These Are My Confessions

Just some interesting shit about me that you might not know..or might not want to know 

• I hate talking on the phone, I'd rather have a full conversation through text then actually talk
• I look through people's medicine cabinets. I don't know why but I do
• I say "douche bag" way too much
• I think half of my family are douche bags
• I'm really happy to be an only child, I love the attention my parents give me
• I've been known to ruin a few relationships. Some on purpose.
• I have no filter from my head to my mouth. I always say what's on my mind
• It really burns my ass when people ask me if I have tattoos and when I tell them I have eight I get questioned why
• My old next door neighbor told me I'd never find a husband because I have tattoos
• My dad is the only person who can piss me off in 2.2 seconds
• Sometimes I wish I was nicer
• I can name at least five people right now who I'd love to punch in the mouth
• I hate bitches that can actually fit into Ed Hardy clothes
• I really love sex. I mean really fucking love it 
• I use to think I needed anger management classes
• I feel like only a few people really "get" me
• I seriously can be the biggest bitch that at times I can't even stand myself
• I hate people who are always happy
• I can listen to two conversations at once. If I'm out with someone I can talk to that person and hear what the table behind us or next to us is talking about
• I'm not gonna lie. I make fun of people. A lot.
• I secretly wish bad karma on my ex's. Terrible I know but if they did me wrong then they deserve it anyway
• I avoid certain family members
• I leave half filled glasses of water all over my house
• I do not believe in the phrase "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" I think sometimes shit just has to be said
• I'm the loudest person out of all my friends
• Sometimes, I piss people off on purpose 
• People with bad breath scare the fuck out of me. I'm just so worried that other parts of them stink as well.
• I'll leave almost no milk in the carton and put it back in the fridge
• I've faked tons of orgasams and any one who said they haven't are lying
• I brush my teeth in the shower
• I get really whiney when I don't feel good
• I get annoyed easy
• I like holding the remote
• Sometimes I want to shake the shit out of people and scream "What the fuck are you doing"
• I'd rather yank my teeth out then do laundry 
• Every fight/discussion I've ever had in my life has always taken place in the kitchen. When I was growing up my parents always talked to me in the kitchen so now I've just carried it over. If I have to talk to someone about something important I will always say "Let's talk in the kitchen"
• The worst thing in the world for someone to say to me "relax" makes me want to kick in their front teeth
• I'm so fucking sick of people in my family getting Cancer. I mean really, did we hit the fucking Cancer lotto or something? Cause to be honest I don't think I have any more tears to cry over someone I love having this god awful disease