Seriously Some Of My Favorite Words

Dr. Feelgood :Personification given to mainly booze, and sometimes referring to other drugs. Generally used to refer to drugs when a person is feeling down and a person is saying it's what they need and/or use to feel better.

Word Vomit: A point in a conversation where you say something that you really didn't mean to.

Yellow Listed: A person who does not wash their hands after urinating is placed on the 'yellow list', or they are 'yellow listed'

Cash Pedal: The accelerator pedal in your car during times of high gasoline prices. So named because it's prodigious use will lead to more cash spent on gas.

Earlybirditude: The (often annoying to others who don't share it) overly happy attitude of early birders - often associated with a great eagerness to call 7am committee meetings and to embark on sales-related shopping trips that mimic dawn raids on enemy encampments.

iPhone-A-Friend: The act of using a regular cell phone to get information by calling someone who is sitting at a computer and can surf the internet.

Text Support: Advice, encouragement delivered via text... frequently related to dating and boss hating. Pronounced like tech support.

Shituation: A bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.

Textual Relations: To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.

Barsexual: A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.

Vajority: The majority of women

Bluewalls: The female equivalent of blue balls

Dotcomrade: An internet acquaintace; someone you chat with but have never actually met.

Nillionaire: A person without any money of their own.

Cunt: Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language.